[internal screaming] T-shirt
The only thing not ironic about this t-shirt is how stupidly comfortable it is. Because if you are going to ride this angst wave of black, emo, punk, grunge, alternative, existential nothingness, you might as well be comfortable while you do it. I mean, if life is meaningless, you might as well own it. Or pretend to. Or do it seriously. Something something meme.
The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton
.: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn-in twill label
.: Printed in and shipped from the USA in 7 to 10 days.