Grumble Brew Coffee (Whole Beans)

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Introducing "Grumble Brew Coffee" — the enchanting elixir crafted specifically for those who embrace their grumpy side! This extraordinary coffee blend, available exclusively on Etsy, is sure to ignite a sense of adventure and humor in even the grumpiest of souls.

Each batch of Grumble Brew is meticulously prepared in our magical roastery, where we harness the finest beans from faraway realms. The beans undergo a careful roasting process, drawing out their rich flavors and enhancing their bold character. This blend boasts a robust and invigorating taste that perfectly matches the feisty spirit of our ogre-inspired creation.

With every sip, Grumble Brew transports you to a medieval world, where grumpiness is celebrated and humor reigns supreme. The distinctively deep and slightly smoky notes awaken your taste buds, while the velvety smoothness leaves you yearning for another magical gulp.

Whether you're an ogre enthusiast, a lover of whimsical brews, or simply seeking an unconventional coffee experience, Grumble Brew is the perfect choice. Each bag comes adorned with charming illustrations, capturing the essence of grumpy ogres and medieval charm.

So, embrace your inner grump and let Grumble Brew accompany you on your daily adventures. It's time to savor the boldness, indulge in the humor, and immerse yourself in the enchanted world of this delightful coffee blend. Get your hands on Grumble Brew today and bring a touch of grumpy magic to your mornings!

Ingredients: 100% Arabica coffee beans - Single origin.
Flavor: Notes of cocoa powder, caramel, and walnuts.
Ingredients Country of Origin: Brazil
Manufacturer Country: USA
Roast Level: 2/5
Acidity Level: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Product Form: Whole beans
Product Amount: 1lb (454g)
Gross Weight: 1lb (454g)
Warning: Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.

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